Product, motion, and a little chaos — shipped with the confidence of a slide deck and the honesty of a postmortem.
*Still Totally Serious Tech Company™. Results may resemble art.
Three minds. Infinite incidents. Zero regrets (lies).
Our internet children. Loud colors. Louder bugs.
Our first love child of the internet.
A website all about Asian series that nobody really knows exists. Users may experience random crashes, but that’s just part of the experience. Perfect for staying up all night watching dramas and crying at the same time.
Remember what’s in your fridge (because who actually remembers?).
Meal suggestions, expiration tracking, and occasional judgment of your snack choices. Currently Android only — our MacBooks are imaginary, sadly. Here’s a site where you can download the app for Android.
Warning: may cause sudden urges to eat everything before it expires.
Our biggest, most ambitious project (depression sometimes creeps in).
Life tracking in a funny way: food, productivity, movement… all in one app. Needs animations — which depends on the love-hate relationship between Blender and our PC.
Still in progress, but one day it will be the ultimate companion for your chaotic life. ETA: when the universe (and our computers) allow it.
When the internet dies or the forest (or war) tries to kill you.
Guides you through crazy survival situations and may drop unsolicited advice like:
Don’t panic. Build a shelter. Maybe make a sandwich.
Coding hasn’t started yet — but the ideas are wild.
Tracks your plants, their mood, and tiny plant facts.
Tells you what they need and whether they look happy. Still in idea generation — the plants are safe for now, but the ideas are growing wildly.
Touch the sky. Or at least pretend you understand it.
Point your phone up and suddenly you’re an astronomer. Stars, planets, constellations — all labeled like the universe finally decided to explain itself. Comes with storytelling, so you can impress people with facts you learned 3 seconds ago.
Also nudges you when cool space things happen (so you can forget anyway).
Because working alone is boring. Suffering together? Much better.
Compete with strangers (or friends) on who can actually focus. Coding, Excel, random productivity bursts — everything becomes a challenge. Leaderboards included, so you can feel superior for 5 minutes.
Tracks your work… but also watches you. Don’t cheat. It knows.
Warning: may turn your life into a scoreboard.
Take a picture. Get a pattern. Question reality.
Upload photos, get measurements, and magically see how to cut fabric like you know what you’re doing. Turns
I want this outfit
into I might actually make this outfit.
Perfect for dreamers, DIYers, and people who bought fabric 2 years ago and never used it.
May occasionally create shapes that look… experimental.
The north star · mostly aspirational
One day, we will stop coding.
We will travel the world, far away from deadlines, bugs, and ideas that sound good at 2 AM.
Our apps will no longer exist. Instead, we will send messages with birds to our loved users and sometimes to random people.
They will not understand. And that is okay.
Until that day comes, we keep building, hoping we don’t go completely insane.
Open roles: sanity not guaranteed.
If you’re crazy enough to check out this website (and us), you can write to us! We promise we don’t bite.
Meila – the talkative one, will reply with stories, memes, and maybe some advice Instagram — @meiluska
Ahmet – less talkative, but brilliant; replies with smart thoughts and occasional sarcasm Instagram — @lythareon
Don’t be shy — we love meeting new people, especially the weird ones like us.
