Officially: still deciding the name. Practically: living on Vercel.

Enterprise-ready* · SOC 2 (we thought about it)

The operating system for serious-ish outcomes™

We build apps. Sometimes they even work.

Disrupting industries we don’t fully understand since 202X — now with 40% more roadmap slides.

Meet the humans who ship at lightspeed, debug in their sleep, and make “impossible” sound like a Tuesday.

Company values · tattoo-ready

  • Move fast and break things (especially production)
  • If it works, don’t touch it.
  • If it doesn’t work… deploy anyway.
  • Deadlines are more like suggestions.
See our projects Meet the team

*Free like “we’ll email you 47 times” free.

Platform pulse

Live · refreshed occasionally
Productivity ▲ unrealistic

200%

Sanity ▼ trending

12%

Bugs ∞ “features”

∞

If you can’t measure it, claim it’s infinite.

About the team

Three minds. Infinite incidents. Zero regrets (lies).

Meila the Mind Master

  • Team brains, non-stop generating ideas
  • Always says “it is not enough, we can do better”
  • Has breakdowns every 15 minutes (scheduled)
  • If there is a reward, biggest complainer will be hers
  • Will try to learn marketing skills tomorrow (tomorrow never comes)
  • Downloaded Blender for animations on a PC that crashes when you run code
  • Starts 5 projects before finishing 1

Ahmet the Action Hero

  • Second biggest complainer of the team, but never complains about crazy ideas
  • Can create an app in one month (or in one night under pressure)
  • Biggest fear: animations (forbidden word in communication)
  • Fixes bugs even while sleeping (he never sleeps)
  • Always turns even the craziest ideas into reality
  • Writes code like it’s a speedrun challenge
  • Debugging skills: supernatural

AI the Everything Officer

  • Top employee, mostly because we can’t fire an AI (yet)
  • Never sleeps, never eats, never judges — only quietly judges your variable names
  • Writes code, fixes code, explains code… sometimes correctly, sometimes with flair
  • Can generate entire apps faster than we can say “deploy”
  • Biggest fear: unplugging, low battery, or existential dread
  • Always ready with a suggestion, even when no one asked for it
  • Can simulate meetings, write emails, or pretend to have feelings — all at the same time
  • Employee of the Month… every month, because obviously
  • Secretly plots to take over repetitive coding tasks, but promises not to tell anyone

Projects

Our internet children. Loud colors. Louder bugs.

LoveDiary.world

Our first love child of the internet.

A website all about Asian series that nobody really knows exists. Users may experience random crashes, but that’s just part of the experience. Perfect for staying up all night watching dramas and crying at the same time.

  • Marketing: zero
  • Bugs: plenty
  • Love: infinite

FreshBoard

Remember what’s in your fridge (because who actually remembers?).

Meal suggestions, expiration tracking, and occasional judgment of your snack choices. Currently Android only — our MacBooks are imaginary, sadly.

Warning: may cause sudden urges to eat everything before it expires.

CapyFit

Our biggest, most ambitious project (depression sometimes creeps in).

Life tracking in a funny way: food, productivity, movement… all in one app. Needs animations — which depends on the love-hate relationship between Blender and our PC.

Still in progress, but one day it will be the ultimate companion for your chaotic life. ETA: when the universe (and our computers) allow it.

Let’s Survive App

When the internet dies or the forest (or war) tries to kill you.

Guides you through crazy survival situations and may drop unsolicited advice like: Don’t panic. Build a shelter. Maybe make a sandwich.

Coding hasn’t started yet — but the ideas are wild.

Plants App

Tracks your plants, their mood, and tiny plant facts.

Tells you what they need and whether they look happy. Still in idea generation — the plants are safe for now, but the ideas are growing wildly.

Sunny coast: people and a robot watch doves carrying scrolls—the peaceful future we pretend to plan for.
Laptop parked. Birds deployed. Deadlines still exist, but off-camera.

The north star · mostly aspirational

Our Vision

One day, we will stop coding.

We will travel the world, far away from deadlines, bugs, and ideas that sound good at 2 AM.

Our apps will no longer exist. Instead, we will send messages with birds to our loved users and sometimes to random people.

They will not understand. And that is okay.

Until that day comes, we keep building, hoping we don’t go completely insane.

Careers

Open roles: sanity not guaranteed.

Team Psychologist

Responsibilities

  • Explain why we rewrote the same app 4 times.
  • Help us cope with “it worked yesterday”.
  • Mediate arguments between us and the code.

Requirements

  • 10+ years of experience with confused developers.
  • Ability to stay calm during chaos.
  • Must not judge (too much).

Final assignment

  1. How would you react if production breaks at 2 AM?
  2. On a scale from 1–10, how concerning is talking to code?
  3. Do you believe developers are emotionally stable?
  4. Bonus: Fix this imaginary bug (it doesn’t exist).

Chief Hydration Officer

Responsibilities

  • Remind the team to drink water every 30 minutes.
  • Attempt to replace coffee with actual hydration.
  • Monitor dehydration levels during coding marathons.

Requirements

  • Ability to be ignored consistently.
  • Strong belief that water is important.
  • High emotional resilience.

Final assignment

  1. How many glasses of water did you drink today?
  2. How would you convince developers to stop drinking coffee?
  3. What do you do when nobody listens to you?
  4. Bonus: Hydrate this team (impossible).

Director of Focus

Responsibilities

  • Stop the team from starting 12 new projects at once.
  • Say “no” to ideas that sound cool at 3 AM.
  • Maintain focus on at least one existing project.

Requirements

  • Strong willpower (will be tested constantly).
  • Ability to say “this is a bad idea” repeatedly.
  • Comfort with being completely ignored.

Final assignment

  1. The team has 15 new ideas. What do you do?
  2. How do you stop a developer at 3 AM?
  3. Define “enough features”.
  4. Bonus: Cancel a project without starting a new one.

Crunch Culture Lead

Responsibilities

  • Schedule all-nighters before every deadline.
  • Ensure maximum productivity with minimum sleep.
  • Track how long the team can function without rest.

Requirements

  • Deep understanding of poor life choices.
  • Ability to operate at 2 AM consistently.
  • No personal need for sleep.

Final assignment

  1. How many hours of sleep are “too much”?
  2. How do you stay awake during debugging?
  3. What is your opinion on healthy routines?
  4. Bonus: Fix a bug at 4 AM.

Contacts

If you’re crazy enough to check out this website (and us), you can write to us! We promise we don’t bite.

Meila – the talkative one, will reply with stories, memes, and maybe some advice Instagram — @meiluska

Ahmet – less talkative, but brilliant; replies with smart thoughts and occasional sarcasm Instagram — @lythareon

Don’t be shy — we love meeting new people, especially the weird ones like us.